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Of course you can modify these to rag your rivals. Enjoy.

 

Coaches Muschamp and Jones are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry. As they are walking, Muschamp trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie’s lamp. “Who disturbs me?” asked the genie. “You will each get one wish,” said the genie. Jones offers to go first. “I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Tennessee so that none of those stupid Floridians can ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!” The genie grants the wish to Jones and his is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. The genie now tells Muschamp he’ll grant him one wish. Muschamp says, “Fill it up with water.”

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Q: How does an Oklahoma girl earn money for college?
A: The Tooth Fairy.

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Two Kansas State scholars were walking through the woods and came upon a set of tracks.
The first KSU scholar said “Those are deer tracks.”
The second one said “Nope, they’re too big for deer tracks. They must be elk tracks.”
As the debate raged on they were hit by a train.

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Q: What do they call duct tape in Stillwater?
A: Chrome.

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Q: What does a tornado and a Sooner cheerleader have in common?
A: They both eventually end up in a trailer park.

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An Alabama fan and a Tennessee fan, fighting side-by-side were captured during World War II and sentenced to die by firing squad. The enemy commander asked the Tennessee fan if he had any last requests. The Vol said, “I want to hear Rocky Top one last time.” The Bama fan was then asked if he had any last requests. “Yes, shoot me first!”

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Q: Why did the Tennessee grad get fired from the M&M factory?
A: He was throwing away too many W’s.

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Q: What is the difference between an Aggie cheerleader and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells; the other is a fish.

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Q: What do you call 20 Colorado fans skydiving from an airplane?
A: Skeet

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Q: Why was the Texas Tech football team late for their last game in Lincoln?
A: Every time their bus passed a sign that said ‘Clean Restrooms’, they did.

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Why do AUBURN football players like smart women?
Opposites attract.


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What happens when a Texas fan takes viagra?
He gets taller

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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a classy Texas Fan and an old drunk are
walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a
hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
* The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.

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Q : How do you come to own a small business in Oklahoma?
A : Start a large business and put an OSU grad in charge of it.

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A Texas A&M Aggie stopped at a gas station in Layfayette.
While there, the Cajun attendant told the Aggie this riddle:
“My mama has a child who’s not my brother and not my sister. Who is it?”
The Aggie was dumbfounded. “Gee, I don’t know. Who?”
“It’s me!” replied the attendant.
Upon returning to school, the Aggie couldn’t wait to try the joke out on
one of his friends. He asked the first one he saw,
“My mama has a child who’s not my brother and not my sister. Who is it?”
“Hmmm … I don’t know.” replied the friend.
The Aggie answered, “It’s some little Cajun fella in Lafayette!”

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Colorado and Nebraska have decided to merge into one state.
Nebraskans gain the mountains, and Colorado gets a football team.

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Q: What do Texas Longhorns call it when a referee throws a game?
A: Saturday

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A Colorado fan called the hospital saying “My wife is having a baby, what should I do?”
The nurse asked, “Is this her first baby?”
The Buff fan replied, “No, this is her husband.”

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Four Alumni were climbing a mountain one day.
Each was from a different Big 12 school and each proclaimed to be
the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater.
As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was
the most loyal of all.
They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as
they reached the top, the Wildcat hurled himself off the mountain,
shouting, “This is for KSU!” as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be outdone, the Colorado alumnus threw himself off
the mountain proclaiming, “This is for the ‘Buffs!”
Seeing this, the Cornhusker walked over and shouted, “This is for
everyone” and pushed the Texas whorn off the side of the mountain.

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Last week, severe thunderstorms and an F-5 tornado moved
through the Stillwater area. Damages were estimated at $5.00

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Spring storms caused a major power outage in Ames yesterday.
40 Cyclone fans were stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.

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A Texas A&M Aggie went to the Louisiana Bayou to buy a pair of genuine alligator boots.
After becoming frustrated with the high prices, the Aggie told the shopkeeper:
“I’ll go catch my own alligator and get some boots without payin’ these big-city prices!”
Determined as ever, the Aggie turned and headed for the swamps.
Later that day as the shopkeeper drove by, he saw the Aggie standing waist deep in the
swamp with shotgun in hand. Just then, a 9 foot gator swam toward the Texan.
The Aggie took aim, shot the critter and hauled it to shore.
Laying nearby was a pile of dead alligators.
The Aggie flipped the gator over and shouted in frustration:
“Dang it all! This alligator ain’t wearin’ any boots either!”

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What do Kansas State Fans use for birth control?
Their personalities

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Did you hear the Kansas University library burned down?
The saddest part was that half the books weren’t colored in yet.

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Two men, a Nebraska Cornhusker and an Oklahoma Sooner, were using a public restroom.
The Sooner noticed that the Husker didn’t wash his hands afterward and said smugly
“Hey, at Oklahoma they teach us to wash our hands after using the restroom.”
“Oh really? Well, in Nebraska we’re taught not to pee on our hands.”

Q: What does the average Texas player get on his S.A.T.?
A: Drool.

Q: What do you get when you put 32 Texas A&M fans in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.

Q: How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push.

Q: How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

Q: Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: What are the longest three years of a Oklahoma football player’s life?
A: His freshman year.

Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That’s a sophomore course.

Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
A: Lexington, Kentucky. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

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